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Things you say on Thanksgiving that sound dirty, but aren't:

"Talk about a huge breast!"
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"

hahaha those are great
have a happy thanksgiving everyone

:o( Brent must go away for 3 days
I shall sit here bored by my lonesome
unless I do stuff with friends, which I would like ever so much, and it'd help me take my mind of the fact that he's gonna be 3 hours awaaay

I'll miss you my darling, have a fun and safe trip

I wonder if anyone really reads this thing? sign my green box thing if you do o_O

I love you Brent, happy anniversary :-*